sext: i dont really want to write a long paragraph so i thought i might explain my sexual desires for you through interpretive dance?
(via sugar-tits-7)
if a girl has pubes hit that bitch across the face and tell her no
^hi im a major dick and i think i can tell girls how they want to present and take care of themselves
theultimatepussydestroyer is a true feminist
(via filthiestfriend)
i just found out that there’s a “china’s got talent”
how’s that possible, don’t they come out of the womb doing backflips and playing piano
how do they even pick a winner
(via filthiestfriend)
(Source: cashcats)
(via peggyandthepussycats)
THIS.If my fucking senior class 2013 shirts end up saying SWAG on them or “YOLO” I will seriously disown every single kid in my class. seriously “We survived So We Are Graduating” isn’t even clever, it honestly sounds extremely stupid.
-_- and then someone wants to put “Well That’s Fast” NOT EVEN FUCKING CLEVER EITHER, fhdsakksjdafhsdkj WHY
(Source: did-yuo-kno, via infinityankle)
